Analbackwash perma cluwne ban by nathaniel13

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Analbackwash perma cluwne ban by nathaniel13

Post by haj325 » January 12th, 2020, 3:10 am

CKey: Analbackwash
Banning Admin: Nathaniel13
Ban Date and Round ID: 1/11/2020
Ban Reason: "stop rule lawyering"
Ban Type: perma cluwne-ban
Ban Length: perm
Why should I be unbanned: nathaniel13 is a no-chin beta-male with tiny calf muscles.
Cant believe that asking a bunch of specific questions about monkeys being valid makes me a rule lawyer. I wanted to do a round about monkeys as a geneticist and have the crew enjoy it, I was asking with the intent of having a fun round with the crew. I'm disappointed that you think its soo unfunny that a perma-cluwneban is necessary and you logout immediately after. I'm mostly disappointed because I know you did this JUST to force me to appeal on the forums and type a bigass wall of text just to be able to actually play the fucking game. You are a nigger, stick your cock in a wall socket.
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admins don't like it when players try to do anything new/creative because it isn't set in stone "meta" with clearly delineated rules.
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Re: Analbackwash perma cluwne ban by nathaniel13

Post by Mideanon » January 12th, 2020, 8:42 am

+1
sounds like a stupid ban
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Re: Analbackwash perma cluwne ban by nathaniel13

Post by dannad » January 12th, 2020, 9:03 am

+1 nathaniel13 is unfunny shitty headmin who spent 500 minutes in game last month. He should be demoted to ga at best, or to babymin at worst.
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Re: Analbackwash perma cluwne ban by nathaniel13

Post by haj325 » January 13th, 2020, 4:36 pm

When confronted about his ban yesterday he had this to say.
My favorite part is when he brings age into it.
Very immature.
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Re: Analbackwash perma cluwne ban by nathaniel13

Post by Nathanel13 » January 13th, 2020, 7:08 pm

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02:00:20: Analbackwash/(monkey (980)): so your telling me
02:00:40: PM From Nathanel13/(Xeron): You can dispute it on forums if you like, but yes monkeys are valid. 
02:00:56: Reply PM from-Analbackwash/(monkey (980)): -evil laugh intensifies- 
02:01:16: Reply PM from-Analbackwash/(Teeko): if i turn somone into monkey they are valid 
02:01:20: Reply PM from-Analbackwash/(Teeko): good to know 
02:01:30: PM From Nathanel13/(Xeron): No. Because you force monkeyed them. 
02:01:43: Reply PM from-Analbackwash/(Teeko): alright.....what if they agree? 
02:02:08: PM From Nathanel13/(Xeron): Valid. 
02:02:24: Reply PM from-Analbackwash/(Teeko): WUT IF i hypnoflash them into wanting to be a monkey...? 
02:02:32: PM From Nathanel13/(Xeron): Valid. 
02:02:44: PM From Nathanel13/(Xeron): As long as you're antag. 
02:03:12: Reply PM from-Analbackwash/(Teeko): bruh, monkeys just straight up being valid is gay asf 
02:03:26: PM From Nathanel13/(Xeron): They're valid idk what to tell you man,(?|F) they always have been. 
02:04:02: Reply PM from-Analbackwash/(Teeko): so if im valid as a monkey that means people that attack me are valid.. 
02:04:10: PM From Nathanel13/(Xeron): Not really. 
02:04:23: PM From Nathanel13/(Xeron): You made yourself a monkey, you can't killbait like that. 
02:04:43: Reply PM from-Analbackwash/(Teeko): explain proper way to killbait 
02:06:50: Reply PM from-Analbackwash/(Teeko): alritealrite hear me out..what if...rite...i asked a mime if he doesnt want to be a monkey say something, and then he is valid when monkeyd....yesyesyes 
02:07:16: PM From Nathanel13/(Xeron): If I see you baiting people into being valid I will personally btfo you. Stop trying to linetoe the rules. 
02:07:22: Closed by Nathanel13/(Xeron).
02:08:24: Analbackwash/(Teeko): alrightalright, what if i mindslug myself and then monkey someone....
02:09:45: Reply PM from-Analbackwash/(Teeko): alright what about if im a tot and i turn all the crew into monkeys can they cockfight one another in a arena? 
02:11:04: Reply PM from-Analbackwash/(Teeko): you could at least say something like "wow what a bigbrain autist..." 
02:11:34: Rejected by Steamp0rt/(Salem Lowe).
02:11:34: Closed by Steamp0rt/(Salem Lowe).
02:13:45: Analbackwash/(Teeko): alright, what if i just happened to conviently left monkified needles all over the station...
Unrelated, but BJ in fact did not suicide to become nukie.
This line of ahelps is what got you clown banned. I could have adminhelp muted you to be honest, but you were being a clown so I clown banned you. It seemed fitting at the time. You ahelping not even a day later and acting like a sperg in ahelps didn't help your case either. We're not obligated to serve your every need. It's not a right for you to play here. I don't want to sound high and mighty, but you come across as a massive asshole or a 12 year old.

Anyways, I'd be willing to shorten this to a week clown ban.
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Re: Analbackwash perma cluwne ban by nathaniel13

Post by Dwarf » January 13th, 2020, 10:48 pm

wtf
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Re: Analbackwash perma cluwne ban by nathaniel13

Post by Turret » January 13th, 2020, 10:53 pm

i dont understand the reason behind this ban
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Re: Analbackwash perma cluwne ban by nathaniel13

Post by QuarianCommando » January 13th, 2020, 10:56 pm

I'll +1 to shortening it to a week. Don't spam ahelps at us trying to rules lawyer. It's been set in stone for a long time that turning yourself into a valid mob rescinds your right to respond with lethals.
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Re: Analbackwash perma cluwne ban by nathaniel13

Post by Turret » January 13th, 2020, 11:31 pm

Okay, yeah, from my point of view ahelping for 20 minutes straight trying to rule lawyer your way to do some really dumb shit doesn’t make you look like an intelligent person. It’s even written in the rules: “use your grey matter”.

You having that forum signature despite only trying to argue with an headmin and LOSING the argument, resulting in you getting the ban, just makes you look like you’re either a very bad troll or an actual kid, lying about your age so you don’t get laughed at.

+1 with the premise that this guy gets put on a bus list for 3 days, which will allow any admin, except the babymins (I’m giving up my freedom!) to do funny stuff with him. Just don’t deal 5000 brute every round or it’s not gonna be funny.
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Re: Analbackwash perma cluwne ban by nathaniel13

Post by carlospaul » January 14th, 2020, 4:33 am

+1 could have just cluewned him in-game and mute ahelps instead of going through all this trouble
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