Ban Appeal from John John the Marxist Circus Performer

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Re: Ban Appeal from John John the Marxist Circus Performer

Post by Yske » September 7th, 2018, 12:16 pm

Well, if my memory fails me on the emergency access, I apologise. It doesn't change the fact however you literally gunned down a dude for walking into sec, even when more non lethal options were avaliable. You didn't even just crit him, you straight up blew him away.
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Re: Ban Appeal from John John the Marxist Circus Performer

Post by EagleEyes » September 7th, 2018, 2:01 pm

I guess a +1 on what you guys agreed on
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Re: Ban Appeal from John John the Marxist Circus Performer

Post by Lingering Profanity » September 7th, 2018, 4:34 pm

thefastfoodguy_2 wrote:
September 7th, 2018, 9:24 am
Wait, aren't you the piece of shit who got laughed at by /r/ss13 for being a shithead on Yog?
-yaaaaawns-

Now, see, what happened there was another example of autistic admins.
I'm playing Captain, and there's no sec, so I decide to grab the entire armory, put it into a locker, and put it on the bridge. Cause as Captain it's my duty to ensure the safety of the crew, yadda-yadda-yadda.

Anyway, some stuck up cunt who has constantly been on my ass about dumbshit messages me saying "You need to put all that stuff back."

I tell her no, I'm not gonna fuckin' do that, cause that's fucking stupid. Don't waste my god damned time. Then she perma-bans me. That was my first offense on Yog. My first fuck up. And it apparently warrants a perma-ban. All because some power tripping cunt was on the rag that day, or maybe her boyfriend's wee little shrimp dick shriveled up and fell off inside her asshole. I don't fuckin' know. But I had made a reputation for myself on that server as being an actually competent captain who would do interesting and fun things... Like, sometimes if there was no security and the population was big enough, I'd give out guns to everyone as a means of self-defense. Sometimes I'd open the teleporter room to the crew so they could go to the hotel or use it as a mode of transit. Sometimes I'd let people be space explorers. Etc, etc. People literally acknowledged me as being a decent captain who didn't fuck around with stupid memey bullshit.

Yet I get treated like that? Fuck that.

So I spam that cunt's byond, and post pictures of Goatse on their forums.

But really, fuck Reddit. Reddit is absolute garbage, man. Just a platform for a buncha leftist, marxist propaganda. I don't use Facebook either. God damned communists.
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Re: Ban Appeal from John John the Marxist Circus Performer

Post by biggiOS » September 7th, 2018, 4:37 pm

fuckin ell that was one hell of a rant
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Re: Ban Appeal from John John the Marxist Circus Performer

Post by freshonionvendor » September 7th, 2018, 4:38 pm

meh
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Re: Ban Appeal from John John the Marxist Circus Performer

Post by Xenon » September 7th, 2018, 4:42 pm

If you spam someone's byond because you got banned, you probably should be banned.
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Re: Ban Appeal from John John the Marxist Circus Performer

Post by Lingering Profanity » September 7th, 2018, 4:46 pm

Xenon wrote:
September 7th, 2018, 4:42 pm
If you spam someone's byond because you got banned, you probably should be banned.
Bullshit. Admins just shouldn't hand out fucking perma bans for nothing. For god damned nothing. It's infuriatingly retarded how easy it is to get permabanned on these fucking SS13 servers.

When I got permabanned from Paradise, the fucking admin told me on discord, "Yeah, lol, we hand out permabans just so people HAVE to go onto the forums and appeal. Permabans mean nothing, just go appeal on the forums. LOlolol."

What kinda sick, twisted bullshit is that?
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Re: Ban Appeal from John John the Marxist Circus Performer

Post by bubberduckydducker » September 7th, 2018, 4:50 pm

i would like this man to be back in hippie already smh admins what's with the slow talk
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Re: Ban Appeal from John John the Marxist Circus Performer

Post by Lingering Profanity » September 7th, 2018, 4:53 pm

bubberduckydducker wrote:
September 7th, 2018, 4:50 pm
i would like this man to be back in hippie already smh admins what's with the slow talk
What's your character's name on Hippie?
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Re: Ban Appeal from John John the Marxist Circus Performer

Post by bubberduckydducker » September 7th, 2018, 4:54 pm

Normal Man
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