Guide to getting banned

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Endaru
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Guide to getting banned

Post by Endaru » December 12th, 2019, 7:34 am

The following guide will respond to the following question
"how do you get banned on hippie station?"

lets start with the basics.
"what gets you banned?"
Its easy fool you
  • borderline break the rules until some admin has enough of your bullshit
the next thing I should answer before Spavelove or some other nerd asks it
"b t aint braking the rulez aginst ze rulez"
No shit Sherlock this is a guide about getting banned you can't get banned by following the rules unless a shitmin enforces a rule that doesn't exist

now you most likely have been banned before[unless your a microwave(read demon) that never got banned] so you should know how to get banned but if you are a microwave or just want to put the blame on me by saying the following sentence "I was just following a guide on the official hippie station forums" fear not I'm going to give you some examples
  • You can go and murderbone(kill a lot of niggers) as non antag(aka you were not one of the chosen ones)
  • crash the servers with the fun chem and the help of science
  • do a cuban pete impression by blowing up the station or the engine
  • Ick Ock
  • Ddos the server
  • if all else fails just ask to get banned
One last thing I gotta say if an admin contacts you make sure to disconnect for that sweet permaban

You can do the opposite of this guide to avoid getting banned(maybe)
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Re: Guide to getting banned

Post by freshonionvendor » December 12th, 2019, 7:39 am

ok cool
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Re: Guide to getting banned

Post by Elephant_Seal » December 12th, 2019, 10:26 am

I actually have a few other ways to get banned on hippie
1. Doing meta comm in front of a game admin (I know this one works)
2. Forced ERP, most of the admins on hippie have a disdain for erp, and have a zero tolerance policy on forced erp, I could give an example of such a event that happened, but let’s just say the victim got dragged to a battle royale cavern and had a 3 word event happen to him them that I cannot say due to me swearing to a headmin that I would never utter those words again.
3. Another way is to dox an admin, perhaps one that is going through a time in his life where they are vulnerable and they would get super pissed if they were doxxed.
4. Just spam thanos cock
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Re: Guide to getting banned

Post by notbashes » December 31st, 2019, 7:41 pm

Elephant_Seal wrote:
December 12th, 2019, 10:26 am
I actually have a few other ways to get banned on hippie
1. Doing meta comm in front of a game admin (I know this one works)
2. Forced ERP, most of the admins on hippie have a disdain for erp, and have a zero tolerance policy on forced erp, I could give an example of such a event that happened, but let’s just say the victim got dragged to a battle royale cavern and had a 3 word event happen to him them that I cannot say due to me swearing to a headmin that I would never utter those words again.
3. Another way is to dox an admin, perhaps one that is going through a time in his life where they are vulnerable and they would get super pissed if they were doxxed.
4. Just spam thanos cock
or just make the admins dislike you enough even though you're not breaking the rules
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